It seems like only yesterday that my sentences were occasionally punctuated by an Argg. But in actual fact, it was a full year ago. Today, once again, is talk like a pirate day.
Sadly, a quick google search leads me to believe that not only is there no international talk like parrot day tomorrow, the logical day for such an event, but there's no international parrot day at all! So if you find yourself tongue tied and unable to begin sentences tomorrow then feel free to join me in starting your sentances with a squawk or a brwaawk in an unofficial and secret talk-like-a-parrot day.